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Thereapos;s a brain dump of EPIC proportions working itapos;s way out this weekend, I hope (and does that sound as GROSS as it sounds to me?)

But in the meantime, allow me to share a conversation I had with my five year old niece. Who is Blonde and Blue Eyed. Just keep a picture of a cherub like that in your head.

Me: So What are you going to be for Halloween?
N: Idunnno.
Me: Well are you thinking about being a witch again? (last years was black and pink striped and CUTE AS ALL GET OUT.)
N: I think I want to be Evil.
Me: Evil? well, like what?
N: *shrugs* I dunno - Evil.
Me: There are lots of things that are Evil, you should narrow down what you want.
N: Like Blood.
Me: Blood?
N: Yeah, Blood is Evil.
Me: It is? I donapos;t think so, itapos;s more of an Accessory to Evil.
N: *shakes head vigorously* No blood is evil. *nods knowingly*

Awww, the Evil apple doesnapos;t really fall that far from the Evil tree.

Said niece is in town, with the Root of All Evil (Teh Sister) who is going to a family wedding with FABF which I was NOT invited to. Yes we share the same family. No Iapos;m not upset. Although the idea of getting royally tanked and taking intellictual pot-shots at the Sperm Donor is pleasing. (Oh, did I mention my father will be there? Itapos;s his family, but I havenapos;t kissed enough butt, so Iapos;m not really welcome, and they "tried" and itapos;s not their fault. Besides, Iapos;m just like my mother. Do I need to even COUNT the number of ways thatapos;s offensive to me? Needless to say, Iapos;m doing them the favor, because that level of destruction should be contained to war and combat only. *snerk*

Iapos;ve volunteered to take her Costume Shopping, because after all, who knows evil better than I? Iapos;m REALLY pushing Maleficent, because, Ok _I_ want an Maleficent costume, and Iapos;m pushing that onto a five year old. I COULD just do her up as an evil goffick dolly, with stripey tights and big pigtails (A la some of the old ManRay crew) but I think her mother (and mine) might FREAK the hell out. Sister is voting for "Cute sparkly fairy" but THANKFULLY, sheapos;s already vetoed that idea. I think thereapos;s plenty of time for fairies when sheapos;s not so cute, and needs the oomph, but right now itapos;s time for EVIL.

Besides - I canapos;t really resist dressing her up as a Dragon Queen, now can I? *lol*

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